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Gasp! Zap!! Ah!!! AED-equipped sex shop in Osaka keeps geezers’ hearts ticking

Shukan Jitsuwa Mar. 18
Shukan Jitsuwa Mar. 18
Japan’s fuzoku sex businesses have not only been forced to confront the worst recession in decades; they must also contend with flaccid demand due the aging of society.

But at last, a glimmer of good news. Shukan Jitsuwa (March 18) reports that a shop in Osaka’s Tennoji district has found a way to put a completely new spin on the term “safe sex.” To enable sensual seniors to partake in sleaze with less risk of dying in the saddle so to speak, hotetoru “Pearl Diamond” installed an emergency defibrillator unit (AED) on its premises earlier this year.

A hotetoru, for the uninitiated, is an abbreviation of hotel toruko, typically an unlicensed sex shop that arranges sudsy, soapland-style trysts between gals and their johns on the premises of hotels.

“All of our staff have been instructed in the basics of AED operation,” the shop’s manager boasts. “Fortunately up to now we’ve never had to use it, but it’s there just in case. Our girls like having it too — I suppose it helps take a load off their minds.”

Well if you’re running an operation where elderly customers with cardiac conditions climax, concludes Shukan Jitsuwa, an AED certainly seems like a good idea. But even for geezers bent on having a frisky frolic, it still makes sense not to overdo things. (K.S.)

Source: “Fuzokuten ni mo AED secchi,'” Shukan Jitsuwa (Mar. 18, page 197)