Ohmigosh! Horny OL onanists diddling selves on company time

Shukan Taishu Feb. 28
Shukan Taishu Feb. 28
From the title of our story, writes Shukan Taishu (Feb. 28), we know what you’re probably thinking. “Yeah, right, another one of those made-up stories from a sleazy weekly tabloid, designed to give its male readers a woody.” Right?

But the magazine insists it’s true. A surprising number of office ladies like to go waltzing into the lavatory and stimulate their matildas to orgasm.

For the poop on the scoop, Shukan Taishu goes to Ms. Y, age 53, who works part-time for an office clean-up crew.

“Almost anybody who does our work has at least once or twice gone into the ladies’ room had heard peculiar noises emanating from the lavatory stall,” she says. “It happened to me not so long ago.”

It was around 11:00 a.m. Y had gone in to tidy up and noticed all three stalls in the room were occupied.

“It wasn’t that loud, but I distinctly heard a weird sound, and then a sharp intake of breath, like ‘nnnn, unnn, ahhh!,'” she relates. “At first I though someone in there might be sick, but from previous experiences I had a pretty good idea of what was going on.”

And then the noise became even louder — so loud, in fact, that Y decided the best thing to do was leave the room and wait outside.

“I saw her come out soon afterwards,” says Y. “She was a really lovely gal who works at the accounting office on the 6th floor. From her looks I never would have imagined she’d, uh, you know, be doing that kind of thing.”

Y says she’s under the impression that this wank break phenomenon is on the increase. A colleague we’ll call M told her that once she went in to clean the ladies’ room around 6 a.m. at an IT company where many staff worked night shifts.

“I heard these funny sounds from the stall. I guess she’d been working all night and needed to let off steam.”

And sometimes the cleaning ladies find discarded condoms mixed in with the sanitary napkins.

“I suppose they slip a condom over their fingers to keep their nail polish from getting flaked off inside,” says M.

Shukan Taishu finally gets a female to ‘fess up that she’s guilty of such bawdy behavior. Her name is Masami (a pseudonym), she’s 24 and works at a foodstuffs manufacturer.

“After you pee, you have to wipe, right?” she says. “Quite a lot of girls give it an extra rub for good measure and it feels great. It’s not really that erotic, but if you do it right you can cum in less than a minute,” she giggles.

In Masami’s case, she’d become aroused after viewing a raunchy comic on her cell phone during her lunch break.

Women are truly remarkable creatures. Back in her high school days, Masami had a friend who could easily achieve female ejaculation while standing.

“It was like watching a guy stand up and pee,” she said. “She took pride in being able to shoot off right into the commode,” Masami recalls. (K.S.)

Source: “‘Toire no Kamisama’ wo gekido saseru kaisha no toire de onanii wo suru OL kyuzochu!” Shukan Taishu (Feb. 28, page 203)

Note: Brief extracts from Japanese vernacular media in the public domain that appear here were translated and summarized under the principle of “fair use.” Every effort has been made to ensure accuracy of the translations. However, we are not responsible for the veracity of their contents. The activities of individuals described herein should not be construed as “typical” behavior of Japanese people nor reflect the intention to portray the country in a negative manner. Our sole aim is to provide examples of various types of reading matter enjoyed by Japanese.

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