Uguisudani club equipped with drill-powered vibrator helps get guys off

Shukan Asahi Geino Dec. 27
Shukan Asahi Geino Dec. 27

New Year’s Day is just around the corner, and for many that means a reflection upon the last 12 months and a look down the road into the future.

Some will consider self-improvement, possibly through paying more attention to another person’s needs, or simply by focusing on becoming a good human being.

But should you, dear reader of filth and assorted smut, wish to boost your ability to have an orgasm, Shukan Asahi Geino (Dec. 27) suggests the Men’s ‘n Women’s Electric Drill Club.

Located in Tokyo’s Uguisudani district, the club allows for the probing of one of its female staff members with a drill-powered, spinning vibrator engineered by a gentleman named Sergei, who fulfilled a five-year term as a researcher at NASA, as in the National Aeronautics and Space Administration — a claim also made on the club’s Web site.

The magazine claims that one in 10 adult Japanese males have difficulty in blowing their wad. But how does the vibrator, which is said to pack the same wallop of 15 conventional vibrators, help in that regard? The club’s manager chimes in, “Seeing a woman come to orgasm repeatedly will allow a man to restore his pride.”

Naruhodone.

Fees begin at 15,000 yen for the first 60 minutes. A black eye mask (for the lady) and other options are offered free of charge.

Shukan Asahi Geino’s reporter decides to give the machine a spin, so to speak, and chooses Miss Tsuchiya, from the club’s roster of over 70 attendants.

The pair then hustle off to a nearby love hotel. After a shower, Tsuchiya-chan produces the drill from her bag. The magazine says that to inexperienced users the apparatus appears to be a big, beefy implement likely found on a construction site.

“From when I started practicing on the first day, the pain was incredible,” says the 18-year-old, who possesses a 98-centimeter bust. “But after help from the boss, I have had pleasurable experiences.”

The step-by-step instructions say that the application of lotion begins each session. After doing so, the reporter asks if he should touch her body with the apparatus, as that might happen in conventional sex, and Tsuchiya explains that would not be sufficient as she needs it inside her.

Game to get her off, he flips the machine’s switch, and the beast roars to life, spinning the vibrator attachment as if in preparation to frame a house.

Dozo,” she says.

He then plunges the tip of the twirling rod inside.

“Ahhhh….,” she moans.

“Is it painful?”

“No, it is wonderful…”

After two minutes of diligent drilling, she comes to orgasm.

“Ah, I’m coming…add more lotion…ah, I’m coming…”

All told, he gets her off twice, and later a blow-job session commences, as full sex for the customer is not provided, and that is clearly outlined in the club’s rules.

Men’s ‘n Women’s Electric Drill Club offers various specials that change each day. And if you go, as always, tell ’em Shukan Asahi Geino sent ya! (A.T.)

Source: “Den dori purei ‘futsu no SEX de ha ikenai karada ni narimashita,” Shukan Asahi Geino (Dec. 27, pages 76-77)

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