Gassy gal grosses out her giggling guy

Shukan Bunshun Nov. 12
Shukan Bunshun Nov. 12

In its weekly omnibus of tidbits from women’s soft porn magazines, Shukan Bunshun (Nov. 12) introduces this odiferous account that originally appeared in the November issue of Amour.

When engaging in ecchi, it seems many females inadvertently produce manpe, or what is rather inelegantly referred to in English as “c**t farts.” But Amour’s contributor confesses that she typically emits sound effects from the posterior aperture.

“I love to be fingered,” she writes. “And while my boyfriend is diddling me down there I’ll let loose with one from my butt. Usually that sets him off giggling hysterically, but as often as not this results in his going soft on me, and that puts a damper on getting it on. I really do need to do something about this problem!”

This time Bunshun’s in-house punster outdid himself when spinning her pseudonymous byline. And all it took was to shift a hyphen one space to the right and adding a final “s” — to give the name “Methaneg-ass.” (M.S.)

Source: “Shukujo no zasshi kara,” Shukan Bunshun (Nov. 12, page 103)

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