Suitor’s titanic tallywhacker takes up the extra slack

“Once the man with whom I was having an extramarital affair complained to me, saying, ‘Wow, you’ve really let yourself become slack down there,’” laments the anonymous contributor to the December issue of Ai no Taiken Special Deluxe, as introduced in Shukan Bunshun (Dec. 17).

“His disparaging remarks really got to me. Anyway, not long afterwards my parents back home in the countryside tried to fix me up with an arranged marriage, to a divorced man who was five years older than me.

“In situations like this premarital intercourse is a given, but I worried he would reject me because I wasn’t tight enough for him.

“But while having a drink together he confided to me, ‘Actually, it’s kind of hard to tell you this, but I have quite a large penis.’ So it looks like we both had problems to deal with, so to speak.”

But would his stalwart sausage find her whopper-sized womb accommodating? The two headed for a hotel to put the theory into practice. Read more

Blotches on bedding point to passion, not pee

“I have no idea why, but after my first daughter was born, it became extremely easy for me to achieve orgasm,” writes the anonymous female contributor to the October issue of Amour Urajijo, as introduced in Shukan Bunshun (Dec. 10).

What this meant was even with a slight fingering she didn’t just become damp, but began spouting like Old Faithful.

“‘Wow! You’re like a different woman,’ was how my husband put it.”

The problem was that the couple’s coital interludes became so messy the bedding got drenched, and airing the family futon outside on the veranda left it embarrassingly open to the prying eyes of the nearby neighbors.

“My hubby’s mother, who lives with us, would see the wet spots on the futon and tease me, asking, ‘What happened, were you incontinent? I guess giving birth leaves some women slack down there…’ Read more

Couples cavort atop twin beds in frolicking foursome

“My hubby reserved a spacious room with twin beds on the top floor of a hotel,” writes the anonymous contributor in the December issue of Ai no Taiken Special Deluxe, as introduced in Shukan Bunshun (Dec. 3).

Two beds were needed because the couple was to be joined by Mr. A, a client of her husband’s company, and his wife. Having perused the same specialty magazine, the couples learned of their mutual interest in swapping, and the four quickly agreed the bargain would be too good to pass up.

“It was my first time to meet A, and his sex technique was different from my husband’s,” she writes. “First he used a towel to bind my hands together, and then began thrusting his darkly glistening nikubo (shaft of meat) deep inside me, all the way to my uterus.

“On the other bed, I could see my husband thrusting his hips as he pounded away at A’s wife. She was gasping ‘Hih! Hih!’ which mingled with my own cries and the sounds of flesh slapping against flesh. As I watched them having sex on the next bed, I climaxed like crazy.” Read more

Hostess Miyuki Ueta possible second serial killer, connected to six deaths

While police are still investigating Kanae Kijima and the suspicious deaths of six men once acquainted with her, a former bar hostess from Tottori Prefecture has been linked to an equal number of men who succumbed to the same fate, reports Weekly Playboy (Nov. 30).

Miyuki Ueta, 35, was arrested on November 2 for defrauding a woman out of 1.26 million yen by falsely claiming that the victim’s son had been lent money. Her 46-year-old male roommate was also taken into custody for swindling a tractor dealer. Separate fraud charges were added against the pair on November 20.

Police are presently attempting to build murder cases around at least three of the six deceased, all of whom have been connected to Ueta. Authorities have also learned that insurance policies had been taken out on some of the dead.

Yomiuri Shimbun newspaper reporter Akira Seo, 42, was killed in 2004 after being struck by a train. Security guard Shinichi Furuta, 27, died three years later while swimming. 41-year-old police officer Houitsu Sakai was found hanged in February of last year. Kazumi Yabe, a 47-year-old truck driver, drowned in April of this year. 58-year-old Kazumi Taguchi (unemployed) was discovered dead in his apartment in October. Electrician Hideki Maruyama, 57, was found beaten and face down in the Mani River that same month (initially ruled a suicide by Tottori Prefectural Police). Read more

Demanding dame gets drilled, leaves dentist drained

Talk about getting turned on by a trip to the dentist.

“As soon as my treatment was over in the dentist’s chair, I would run into the toilet, and find myself sopping wet down there. I couldn’t help myself. I’d stay there in the stall and masturbate until I heard the receptionist calling me back to pay the charge.”

So begins the account of dental patient’s titillating treatment in the December issue of Ai no Taiken Special Deluxe, as introduced in Shukan Bunshun (Nov. 26).

At last, this randy lady happened to be the doctor’s final patient of the day, and “Sensei” told her upon finishing up that he would accompany her to the station.

“But on the way, suddenly he took me by the hand and pulled me down an alley,” she writes. “There was a small love hotel.

“I think both of us were thinking along the same lines, so going in felt natural. Sensei could read me like a book. Read more

Gassy gal grosses out her giggling guy

In its weekly omnibus of tidbits from women’s soft porn magazines, Shukan Bunshun (Nov. 12) introduces this odiferous account that originally appeared in the November issue of Amour.

When engaging in etchi, it seems many females inadvertently produce manpe, or what is rather inelegantly referred to in English as “c**t farts.” But Amour’s contributor confesses that she typically emits sound effects from the posterior aperture.

“I love to be fingered,” she writes. “And while my boyfriend is diddling me down there I’ll let loose with one from my butt. Usually that sets him off giggling hysterically, but as often as not this results in his going soft on me, and that puts a damper on getting it on. I really do need to do something about this problem!”

This time Bunshun’s in-house punster outdid himself when spinning her pseudonymous byline. And all it took was to shift a hyphen one space to the right and adding a final “s” — to give the name “Methaneg-ass.” (M.S.) Read more

Saleslady in the sticks never shirked from her noontime ‘raunchy break’

“I was still in my late teens and assigned to a rural sales office in the middle of nowhere,” writes the anonymous contributor in the November issue of women’s soft porn magazine Amour Urajoho, as introduced in Shukan Bunshun (Nov. 5).

“When noon came I would tell my colleagues, ‘Well I’m heading for lunch.’ But actually I made a beeline for my boyfriend’s apartment nearby. There wasn’t much time, so the second I was in the door I’d strip and we’d start balling away.

“After ‘lunching’ on my boyfriend’s member, I’d stagger back to work for the rest of the afternoon. . . Sitting at the desk my mind often wandered back to his bed performance.

“Anyway, as soon as I got off work I’d go back to his place for another jamming session. By next morning, feeling exhausted and emaciated, I’d drag myself back to the office, but by noon I’d was raring to hop back in his sack. Read more

Sex-starved seaman keeps ‘ho on his hook

The September issue of women’s soft porn mag Amour Ura Joho features a gal reminiscing over the time when she fell hook, line and sinker for a deep-sea fisherman.

“I was only able to meet him on rare occasions,” she writes in the column picked up in the latest issue of Shukan Bunshun (Oct. 29). “Sometimes my phone would ring unexpectedly, like at 3 a.m., and he’d say, ‘My ship just returned. I wanna see you right away.’”

Apparently those stories about men away at sea for prolonged times are true, because the guy was hornier than a hammerhead shark in heat.

“He didn’t have a steady job, and the work was damn hard,” she recalls sympathetically. “I guess that’s why his sexual urge was so strong,”

“At some hidden corner of the port he’d cup his hands beneath my bottom and lift me up, and we’d screw standing up with my legs entwined around his hips.” Read more

Colleague’s act of kindness leads wife astray

Women’s soft porn mag Ai no Taiken Special Deluxe doesn’t mince words. It has crammed 50 — count ‘em, 50 — first-hand accounts of its readers’ lurid escapades into its October issue, and Shukan Bunshun (Oct. 22) has selected what may be the spiciest of the lot.

It’s composed by a woman who admits that her husband loves her dearly. While they were dating before marriage that was great; but after they wed she found his feelings of affection increasingly constrictive.

“The more he loved me, the more I felt like cheating on him,” she confesses. So she did. Her paramour was young “K.,” her husband’s subordinate at the same company. One night, hubby — who had little capacity for alcohol — drank himself into a stupor, and it was K. who gallantly delivered him to the front door.

When she saw K. kindly assisting her inebriated mate, it was lust at first sight. Read more

Witness to wild ride left her to her own devices

“When I was a student, a splendid male upper classman and younger female schoolmate and I went into a love hotel together,” a female contributor relates in the October issue of the women’s erotic fantasy magazine Amour, as reported in Shukan Bunshun (Oct. 15).

“Under ordinary circumstances you’d expect all three of us would have wound up in bed, but for reasons I’m not fully sure, I just stood by and watched while my senpai and kohai did the dirty with each other. Read more

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