masturbation

Look ma, no hands: Japanese cyber wanker makes debut

By Kazutaka Shimanaka • June 23, 2009

Weekly Playboy (July 6) reports an outfit named SunWorld Inc. has developed what might be described as the ultimate masturbation machine. This amazing device, sold as an ensemble called SOMCON, requires neither physical exertion nor imagination on the part of the practitioner, as both are provided.

Japan’s Sato pulls off second straight win in world wank-a-thon

By Kazutaka Shimanaka • May 13, 2009

For the second straight year Japan’s most accomplished wanker tugged his way to a record-setting victory in 9th World Masturbate-a-Thon in San Francisco. Nikkan Gendai (May 14) reports that on May 2, the 27-year-old Sato was able to beat off some 50 other opponents, keeping his obelisk at the perpendicular for a mind-boggling 9 hours and 58 minutes — thereby surpassing his own previous world record by 25 minutes.

Doting half-siblings keep it all in the family

By Mieko Shimizu • March 14, 2009

“My father recently remarried. His new spouse had two children from her previous marriage, so I have found myself with an elder and younger …

Rouge romantics wrapping on restraints below the beltway

By Kazutaka Shimanaka • March 4, 2009

What sorts of devices have been selling well at the local adult toy shop these days? Would you believe chastity belts? For men?
Give Nikkan …

Even solo sex can kill you, medics warn

By Kazutaka Shimanaka • September 17, 2008

Expert has encountered numerous cases of males who expired during the act of masturbation

Japan as number 1

By Kazutaka Shimanaka • July 7, 2008

Japan’s Masanobu Sato emerged as the hands-down winner in the 7th Masturbate-A-Thon