“I love cute gals. And when I see one that I like while on the train, I’ll try to sidle over and rub against her.”
Yes, yes, we all know about Japan’s notorious chikan (gropers). But this contribution to last August’s edition of Ai no Taiken Special Deluxe is composed by a chijo (female pervert). And what she has to say about her friendly frolics aboard crowded morning commuter trains is enough to give Shukan Bunshun’s (Oct. 13) mostly male readership a collective woody.
“At first,” she continues, “just making contact and rubbing up against them was enough to satisfy me. Because they were women too, they were not on their guard and never suspected me of groping. But gradually I became increasingly bold. When afforded the opportunity, I would embrace them from behind, and use the rocking motion of the train to stimulate their nipples. I could feel them becoming tumescent through their clothing.
“Many girls are extremely sensitive there, and stimulating their nipples is nearly enough to bring them to the brink of orgasm.
“When I noticed their breathing had became ragged, I would gently start rubbing their clitoris with my fingertips. Once I got that far, I could bring almost all of them to orgasm.”
For Bunshun’s customary pun of the week, the story’s byline is credited to Man-in-Densha. Normally this term refers to a jam-packed commuter train, literally “full-person train,” which is typically written out all in kanji (Sino-Japanese ideographs). But by writing out “man” in Japanese katakana, the “in” portion using the Roman alphabet and the last word in kanji it takes on the nuance of “getting some pussy on the commuter train.” (W.W.)
Source: “Shukujo no zasshi kara,” Shukan Bunshun (Oct. 13, page 91)
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