Chinese gals from Tokyo turn cheap tricks in Kansai after earthquake

Numerous news reports have documented the flight of foreign residents out of Tokyo following the Great East Japan Earthquake, and weekly tabloid Shukan Jitsuwa (July 7) takes an interest in the select group of Chinese females who fled to the Kansai area and now work at cut-rate massage parlors.

These illegally-operated establishments, which appear legit but offer hand-jobs, are mainly in Osaka’s Minami entertainment district.

“In the aftermath of the earthquake, only negative news reached mainland China,” says the operator of a Minami fuzoku joint. “A rumor going around said that 60 to 70% of Osaka-based Chinese took off. That left some shops with staff shortages, but there was also a sudden migration of girls from Tokyo.”

The magazine reports that there have been about 15 new shop openings within the Namba area and the border of Nihonbashi.

Prices are attractive. “Parlors with individual rooms require a minimal investment,” the same owner quoted earlier explains. “A simple curtain divides the rooms. Interior design costs are small, and staff members can be found to work for as low as 2,000 yen for an hour. So once a parlor can generate substantial revenue via intense customer rotation, they can minimize service fees.” Read more

Radiation fears fuel abuse of Fukushima fuzoku gals

It has been widely reported that products sourced from the agriculture and fisheries industries of Fukushiima Prefecture have faced intense scrutiny since the Great East Japan Earthquake of March 11. But who would have thought that bias would bode for blow-jobs, too?

Freelance fuzoku journalist Teruhiko Aoyama tells weekly tabloid Shukan Asahi Geino (June 23) that even before the nuclear incident, some regulars at sex clubs liked to look down on girls and verbally berate them. “Sadistic customers tend to fall in that category,” says the sex scribe, “and now they’ll give girls a hard time when they find out they are from Fukushima.”

It is common for many shops to disclose the hometowns of girls as a means of introduction. Prior to the earthquake, Fukushima locals carried an image of being passionate and nice. Now it is only about radiation. The magazine cites one deri heru (out-call) shop called Umichan in which an exchange regarding a Fukushima gal might go something like, “I forgot her name, but is the radiation here today?” Read more

Feel-good Tenga goodies boost Tohoku males’ sagging morale

Three months have passed since the March 11 disaster in Tohoku, and while the survivors’ basic needs of food, clothing and shelter have been realized, Shukan Post (Jul. 1) has discovered a savvy humanitarian has also given consideration to other human urges.

To wit, in the “Emergency Supplies” delivered to a shelter in Iwaki City, Fukushima Prefecture, were adult goods from Tenga designed for male self-stimulation.

The credit goes to a gentleman named Shinichi Motoyanagi, age 39, who in late March returned to his home prefecture of Fukushima to assist in recovery efforts.

“The shelters were full of healthy males,” he tells the magazine. “And I asked a few, ‘Aren’t you fellows building up a load?’ It may seem like a dumb question, but one man said to me, ‘Y’know after age 50, it’s hard to do hand sumo (masturbation).’ I recommended he avail himself of Tenga products, but neither him nor anyone else had ever heard of them.” Read more

Sour lassi: Pervy professor-walla nabbed Eve-teasing on Kansai bus

Well, there has to be a first time for everything. As reported in Nikkan Gendai (June 15), a foreigner has been arrested for groping on a public bus.

The suspect, a 46-year-old Indian national who works as an instructor at Kwansei Gakuin University, was arrested by police in Mita City, Hyogo Prefecture, following a complaint by a female passenger that he had “pushed up against” her lower anatomy. When the bus arrived at the rail station, the woman called for the assistance of a station worker who summoned the police. Read more

Sendai gal nabbed in Tokyo hooker pub bust

In the late evening of May 31, police officers entered a bar in Tokyo’s Minami Koiwa district and discovered a hostess to be engaged in a bit more than pleasant conversation with a male customer.

Upon their entry, the completely naked 39-year-old female quickly pushed her client off of her and grabbed a towel. She then moved over to a sofa, where she sat in despair as officers ordered her to put on clothing.

According to weekly tabloid Shukan Jitsuwa (June 23), the bar San-nen A-gumi (3年A組), possibly named after the famous TV drama series “San-nen B-gumi Kinpachi-sensei” (３年Ｂ組金八先生), had been under surveillance for an extended period.

Members of the Metropolitan Police Department’s safety division and the Koiwa Police Department arrested the establishment’s owner, Hakudo Sato, 31, and four employees for violating the Anti-Prostitution Law. Perhaps most interesting was that one woman who was taken into custody came to Tokyo from Miyagi Prefecture following the devastation of the Great East Japan Earthquake. Read more

Eikaiwa sensei dispenses lewd lessons to eager female pupil

“I joined the English conversation club at my university. The club’s advisor is Richard, one of the foreign language lecturers. I got it into my head that it would be great to be embraced by him, and just thinking about it got me damp with desire.”

Thus begins another lurid adventure from the June edition of women’s amateur soft porn magazine Ai no Taiken Special Deluxe, as introduced in Shukan Bunshun (June 20).

“I supposed all foreign men were good at doing it, and especially skilled at using their tongues.”

It didn’t take long for the opportunity, and soon the two were horizontal.

“When I said to him, ‘Sensei, kite, irete‘ (come here and put it in me), he responded, ‘I want you to ask for it in English.’ Read more

Raunchy retreat recruits the sexually sedentary to instruct specifics of insemination

According to a survey by the Japanese Association for Sex Education, about 40 percent of Japan’s male university students have yet to experience sex.

It seems the education system is so skewed toward academic learning, people figure they can acquire the necessary knowledge and skills by attending a seminar about anything.

As proof of this, Nikkan Gendai (June 8) reports that an NPO named White Hands, which was organized to promote sexual solace among the physically handicapped, has announced plans to open its doors to all comers, with a program to advance the necessary ins and outs of getting it on. Read more

Thanks for the mammaries: The terekura turns 25

“It changed the way that men and women meet” — a bold statement indeed, and weekly tabloid Shukan Jitsuwa (June 9) is paying tribute to that game-changer, the terekura, which this year turns 25, or thereabouts.

For the uninitiated, and within SJ’s readership there are few meeting that criteria, a terekura (telephone club) operation includes a room or booth with a phone that men pay to enter and receive calls from women interested in going on dates if the terms are suitable.

“For enjoyment and making money, the fundamental rule is to let guys flirt with you,” explains 43-year-old Hanayo, who started at such clubs from the age of 17.

“The guy was around 40,” she remembers of her first encounter. “He was a good talker and made me give my virginity to him. He told me he knew how to do it without pain.” Read more

First-time pelvic exam turns into nightmarish lesbian rape

“After I began my job, my monthly periods began to hurt and I was worried, so I went to a women’s doctor for my very first pelvic exam. It was a small clinic and I was relieved to see that the doctor was an attractive woman who seemed to be very kind.”

Thus begins the latest frothy feminine fantasy, which appeared in the June issue of women’s soft porn magazine Ai no Taiken Special Deluxe, as introduced in Shukan Bunshun (June 2).

“On the examination table, the doctor snapped at me, ‘Thrust out your hips,’ and I spread my legs apart,” the writer continues. “She probed inside me with her fingers, and spread me open. Since this was my first visit to a women’s doctor and had no idea what to expect, I tried not to let the discomfort show. But then the doctor pulled up my blouse and yanked up my bra, and began fondling my nipple with one hand, while she used the thumb of her other hand to stimulate my clitoris. Read more